0:Good evening!
0.7666667:We're coming to you from ths historic Elysian Park
2.932989:in Los Angeles, California.
5.1:And every week on my show
6.126299:I challenge people to take big risks.
8.347479:But some have been critical that I never take risks myself.
11.69333:Well, tonight, that's all gonna change.
13.78:Over the past month, I've been learning to pick the lock
16.19658:on these police-grade handcuffs.
18.23877:Why, you ask?
19.57333:Because tonight I'm gonna take a bigger risk
21.53333:Than anyone has taken on television before.
24.56:In just a few moments,
25.53779:I'm gonna be handcuffed to this solid steel frame,
28.36404:and I'll have exactly 90 seconds to free myself
31.15406:before the claw on this robotic arm
33.77728:undoes my pants,
35.18:exposing me
36.7:to an audience
37.66441:of children.
39.1:If that happens,
40.30667:an L.A.P.D. officer is standing by
42.21279:to arrest me for indecent exposure.
45.07333:We've all seen escape artists risk death before,
48.12224:but tonight, I'm going to risk something even worse:
51.99987:becoming a registered sex offender for life.
54.93987:And what you're gonna see tonight is 100% real.
58.57812:Welcome to Nathan For You. 
60.32:This is the Claw of Shame.
62.18666:*dramatic music*
64.87378:"...and you know this is controversial, right?"
66.60224:"What do I gain by doing this?"
68.26541:"Nothing."
68.98:"...if he's gonna escape, if he's gonna go to jail..."
71.81734:"I might not even attempt it."
73.58266:"Just takin' a big risk."
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